Sunday, December 20, 2009

JOY RIDE

You can run. You can hide. I will always find your car keys.
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JOY RIDE from BEAST HANDS on Vimeo.

Friday, October 16, 2009

HALLOWEEN

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Kids, this one is for you...

Once a year you do your best to look like me.

Stop it.

Don't be so eager to turn into a monster. You'll get there eventually. Don't rush it.

I know, I know looking at your cute silly faces it's hard to imagine that a beast lurks within. But it's true. One day you will turn into a monster.

You will chomp Prozac the way you used to chomp Pez. You will be disenchanted, confused, angry, resentful and alcoholic. You will break everything you touch. You will disappoint your spouse and frighten your children. You will lay in bed at night, sleepless, counting the countless ways in which this world can just eat shit and die.

Congratulations, you've grown up to be a real Beast.

So... STAY YOUNG, KIDS.

HALLOWEEN from BEAST HANDS on Vimeo.

Sunday, September 27, 2009

EVIDENCE

Left a little something behind for the kids...

EVIDENCE from BEAST HANDS on Vimeo.

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

HONEYS

You people call me "Monster."

I am not the creature who packages the world's most fragile cracker in an impenetrable wrapper. That person is a monster.

HONEYS from BEAST HANDS on Vimeo.

Sunday, August 30, 2009

FRIEND

Money can't buy you friends... especially if you are a beast.

FRIEND from BEAST HANDS on Vimeo.

Saturday, August 8, 2009

MOTHER?

Are you my mother?
No. Of course you are not. I have no mother.
I came into this world alone.
I will leave this world alone.
FU, FAO.

MOTHER? from BEAST HANDS on Vimeo.

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

SONATA

Inside every monster beats the heart of a poet.

SONATA from BEAST HANDS on Vimeo.

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

CHIMES

You think it is a pleasant evening breeze.
You are wrong.
It is me.

CHIMES from BEAST HANDS on Vimeo.

Monday, July 27, 2009

DUMMIES

If at first you don't succeed, kill everyone.

DUMMIES from BEAST HANDS on Vimeo.

Monday, July 20, 2009

COLD

Your cold is common.
My cold is monstrous.

COLD from BEAST HANDS on Vimeo.

Saturday, July 18, 2009

SIGHTING

Why won't you people leave me alone?

SIGHTING from BEAST HANDS on Vimeo.