"Open Late." Sounds like an invitation to me.
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Thursday, January 28, 2010
Sunday, December 20, 2009
Friday, October 16, 2009
HALLOWEEN
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Kids, this one is for you...
Once a year you do your best to look like me.
Stop it.
Don't be so eager to turn into a monster. You'll get there eventually. Don't rush it.
I know, I know looking at your cute silly faces it's hard to imagine that a beast lurks within. But it's true. One day you will turn into a monster.
You will chomp Prozac the way you used to chomp Pez. You will be disenchanted, confused, angry, resentful and alcoholic. You will break everything you touch. You will disappoint your spouse and frighten your children. You will lay in bed at night, sleepless, counting the countless ways in which this world can just eat shit and die.
Congratulations, you've grown up to be a real Beast.
So... STAY YOUNG, KIDS.
Kids, this one is for you...
Once a year you do your best to look like me.
Stop it.
Don't be so eager to turn into a monster. You'll get there eventually. Don't rush it.
I know, I know looking at your cute silly faces it's hard to imagine that a beast lurks within. But it's true. One day you will turn into a monster.
You will chomp Prozac the way you used to chomp Pez. You will be disenchanted, confused, angry, resentful and alcoholic. You will break everything you touch. You will disappoint your spouse and frighten your children. You will lay in bed at night, sleepless, counting the countless ways in which this world can just eat shit and die.
Congratulations, you've grown up to be a real Beast.
So... STAY YOUNG, KIDS.
HALLOWEEN from BEAST HANDS on Vimeo.
Sunday, September 27, 2009
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
HONEYS
You people call me "Monster."
I am not the creature who packages the world's most fragile cracker in an impenetrable wrapper. That person is a monster.
I am not the creature who packages the world's most fragile cracker in an impenetrable wrapper. That person is a monster.
HONEYS from BEAST HANDS on Vimeo.
Sunday, August 30, 2009
Saturday, August 8, 2009
MOTHER?
Are you my mother?
No. Of course you are not. I have no mother.
I came into this world alone.
I will leave this world alone.
FU, FAO.
No. Of course you are not. I have no mother.
I came into this world alone.
I will leave this world alone.
FU, FAO.
MOTHER? from BEAST HANDS on Vimeo.
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